getting braces be like😁

I had to put my braces  last month when I was on my period. I was rolling around my car on the way to the dentist and asking my vagina (wow, I wrote that ehhh ) a lotta stuff including “keep it in” and “why do you wanna kill me” and several “bloody crap”. Don’t judge me, but I get very mouthy when I’m in pain. And on top of that, I’m getting braces?!?!

A moment of silence for moi, please.

Okay, so we walk up the steep stairs. My mom was in a palazzo, looking really comfy, and then there was me, looking like a short teen doofus, with unending acne, messed-up hair in something that was nothing like a ponytail, super tight Cat & Jack jeans, limping like pads were stuffed up her legs. In short, I looked a mess.

When I was getting my braces, all I kept thinking about was my period. Will it stain? Will I scream when I get another cramp? Stuff like that. Surprisingly, I didn’t get a single cramp in that seat. My mom told me that it was the chair’s doing because it was in the fetal position. Well, not quite, but somewhat. You get the deal.

At home, I tried eating simple stuff. You know what’s weird? All the digesting stuff that was supposed to go in your mouth going on the metal. Positioning, much? I mean, my tongue can only twist in so many ways to self-clean my teeth and then I have different types of brushes and various mouthwashes, et cetera et cetera. Did I mention I am a lazy person sorta?

Now I can eat stuff, but only using my molars and premolars. Oreos hate me and I hate them back. But I am in a deep relationship with vanilla brownies and cookie dough, which are yummyummyummy and are usually invisible on my teeth! Mwah! ❤

 

Have you ever got braces? Comment your experiences below!